FRUIT LOVE.

THINGS IN LIFE THAT I DON'T LIKE:
BOWLING
PEOPLE WHO DON'T EAT FRUIT (FOR REASONS OTHER THAN MEDICAL: NOT BEING DISCRIMINATORY HERE).

SRS KIDS. FRUIT IS DA BOMB. IN EVERY WAY AND METAPHOR AND LITERAL AND EVERYTHING.
IT IS SO GREAT.
EVERY TIME I EAT A BANANA, I THINK
"THIS IS SO DELICIOUS!"
MAYBE I AM DEMENTED AND A FRUIT_LOVER99@HOTMAIL.COM
BUT, REALLY,
STEP BACK AND REFLECT UPON FRUIT:
IT'S FLAVOUR AND LUSCIOUSNESS AND HOW IT GOES WITH EVERY OTHER FOOD THAT YOU HAPPEN TO CONSUME
AVOCADO IS A FRUIT! AND SO IS WATERMELON! AND SO IS PEAR!
AND SO MANY THINGS ARE JUST UNECESARILY COLD AND HARD WHEN THEY ARE FROZEN (IE MINCE. HAVE YOU EVEN ENJOYED FROZEN MINCE? THOUGHT NOT), BUT A FROZEN GRAPE IS LIKE GOD'S FROZEN TEAR FROM HEAVEN.

THE END.