Thursday, October 27, 2011

An Ode to Avocado

Oh, avocado, how I do love thee.
The most delectable and delightful of all vegetables.
(Assuming it is a vegetable. Which it is. But it doesn't quite seem like one)
**I stand corrected. According to the ever-knowledgable Wikipedia, it is a FRUIT. My mind has been blown.

In my youth, I did not like these fruits.
I was rather afraid of them, to be honest wit chu.
(Rather like I am of mango these-a-days)
But, then, one fine and lovely day, I happened to taste the flesh of the green fruit (?)
And thus ma wurrld was changed forever
(no hyperbole bru)

I could eat it for breakfast and lunch and dindins too.

Although apparently it is a high source of a fat. (But a good fat. But a fat nevertheless)
But, I think, if I were to get a little bit obese off avocado, I would be happy.

When I get married one day in the future, instead of wedding rings, my lover and I will get matching avocado tattoos. Ha.

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